Behold the best of the best, the slickiest and probably the last spoon you'll ever buy. It was engineered to perfection through nothing other than heavenly inspiration. The result is truly a remarkable achievement; a gift to mankind from Up Above. This spoon is perfectly made, perfectly sturdy (although obviously still ''fragile''), it's curves are reminiscent of those of women. The meaty, ***** ones. The angle bowl and the inverted mouthpiece helps you to achieve an ash-free experience towards mind exaltation. The bowl is deep enough that, unless you pack it like a fat kid packs cookies in his pockets at a chinese buffet, you can press your thumb on the edge to completely shut the oxygen to instantly stop your ***** from wasting so you can have a really cool, relaxed smoking experience. The choke is bumped, helping you stabilize the spoon in your hand. Talking of which, between puffs, it rests in my hands so nicely. Like it was made to be held by me. Divine. I tell you. It's color and the gorgeous Grav labs logo make it look forever new. A true artifact to be kept in your secret stash. Forever.
Sturdy. Reliable. Perfect.