A horoscope for GRAV Enthusiasts.
(March 21 - April 19)
On February 18th the asteroid Chiron enters Aries, bringing forces of psychological and emotional healing that will soften Aries’ tough side. This is the time to share a joint with someone you have beef with. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by how much the small peace offering will lighten your heart.
(April 20 - May 20)
In March, Uranus will enter Taurus (that’s not a sex thing, it’s a very scientifically accurate astrology thing). Uranus encourages change, which will be hard for you as the most fixed sign. You should start preparing to surrender to that change in February, so you’re ready when it comes. Start small by switching up strains or trying a new method of cannabis consumption. If you usually smoke flower, dab it up and embrace the excitement that even a small change can bring.
(May 21 - June 20)
This month, try centering yourself by combining cannabis and meditation. You’ve probably had trouble truly meditating in the past because of your constantly active mind, but a relaxing strain of cannabis will be the key to successful meditation and a more centered February.
(June 21 - July 22)
Your nurturing nature makes you want to love and protect everyone and everything around you, and this month you’re going to feel especially eager to be a parent. Instead of making any rash decisions, direct that energy into growing your own cannabis plant. The satisfaction you’ll get from watching a plant grow as you tend and nourish it will be super rewarding, and so will smoking the fruits of your labor.
(July 23 - August 22)
For a lot of people February will feel dark and cold, especially around the 14th, so why not throw a canna-party and lift everyone’s spirits? Make it BYOW so as not to break the bank, and put your hosting skills to good use. With your charisma and friendliness you’ll bring together a shindig people will be talking about for the rest of the year.
(August 23 - September 22)
This month you’ll be tempted to focus on your various career endeavors as usual. Break that cycle and do something with no “productive” value. Get high, listen to your favorite album, and fingerpaint your feelings about it. Take a step back from what you think you “should” be doing and embrace fun for its own sake!
(September 23 - October 22)
You’re always sharing your stash and smoking people out without expecting anything in return. This month, try being a little selfish and keeping the good stuff for yourself. Let your friends do the sharing for a change, and maybe they’ll start to appreciate all the things you do for them.
(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio rules the 8th House of Intimacy, which means you want all of your relationships to be intimate in some way. You hate small talk and being on superficial terms with anyone. Right now there’s someone in your life that has you at arm's length, and no matter what you do you can’t seem to get past the surface with them. You’ve always assumed they’re not the kind of person who smokes, but have you ever actually asked? This month is the right time to take a shot and offer to smoke them out. This will be the breakthrough you need to reach genuine friendship and closeness.
(November 22 - December 21)
Jupiter’s been in Sagittarius the past few months, so you’ve been feeling at the height of your daring power. Unfortunately, you can’t afford to drop everything for a big trip like you want to this February. Instead, you should direct that energy towards getting blazed and going hiking as often as you can this month. If you take your Gandalf along for a walk through the woods you’ll feel like you’re on an exciting quest in no time, and if you get high enough you can explore your local wilderness and your own psyche at the same time.
(December 22 - January 19)
Right now Saturn is in Capricorn, meaning your natural drive and focus have been enhanced, and you’re looking for ways to take charge and make a difference in your community. Put that energy towards cannabis reform and working against prohibition. If you live somewhere cannabis is already legal, advocate for those who are still in jail on cannabis charges.
(January 20 - February 18)
The sun’s in Aquarius now, and it will be until February 19th. That means it’s your season, your time to shine and follow your ideas and curiosities. As soon as possible, set your intention and then get really high. Use your cannabis-induced clarity to pick one of the projects that’s been floating around in your busy brain. Commit to devoting all the energy that you can into that one endeavor until the 19th. Your accomplishments will amaze you.
(February 19 - March 20)
The sun enters Pisces in the last hour of February 18th, making the 19th the official start of Pisces season. This means your powers of imagination and compassion will be at their strongest. Between helping others and diving deeper into your own artistic pursuits, you’re going to have a lot of irons in the fire. Make sure to slow down and make time for self-care. Smoke a joint in the bath and treat yourself to an expensive edible. You deserve it.
What do you think? Did we nail it or are you a completely different GRAV goodie?
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