• By Carly Banner
  • 2019-01-25 | Jan 25, 2019
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GRAVoscopes
A horoscope for GRAV Enthusiasts.

ARIES


(March 21 - April 19)

Bold, confident, and determined, Aries shares many traits with the 18” Steamroller. Like the pipe, you take charge and hit hard, and often find yourself in leadership positions. Just make sure not to take “steamroller” too literally and override other people’s desires and opinions in your rush to achieve your goals.
On February 18th the asteroid Chiron enters Aries, bringing forces of psychological and emotional healing that will soften Aries’ tough side. This is the time to share a joint with someone you have beef with. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by how much the small peace offering will lighten your heart.


TAURUS


(April 20 - May 20)

Taurus appreciates beauty and luxury, which is why you identify with the Arcline Hemisphere Bubbler. Like the Hemisphere, you like to stay stable and grounded, some might even say stubborn. Everyone can rely on you to be patient, dependable, and hard-working. Just be careful not to be so sturdy that you become immovable.
In March, Uranus will enter Taurus (that’s not a sex thing, it’s a very scientifically accurate astrology thing). Uranus encourages change, which will be hard for you as the most fixed sign. You should start preparing to surrender to that change in February, so you’re ready when it comes. Start small by switching up strains or trying a new method of cannabis consumption. If you usually smoke flower, dab it up and embrace the excitement that even a small change can bring.


GEMINI


(May 21 - June 20)

Gemini is curious and energetic. You contain multitudes and often feel pulled in different directions, just like the Dual-Function Inline Water Pipe with its different intake chambers for flower and concentrate. You have a lot of curiosity and as a result a lot of knowledge. Just make sure you follow through on those things that need to be completed rather than jumping into the next activity that excites you.
This month, try centering yourself by combining cannabis and meditation. You’ve probably had trouble truly meditating in the past because of your constantly active mind, but a relaxing strain of cannabis will be the key to successful meditation and a more centered February.




CANCER


(June 21 - July 22)

Cancer can seem stoic on the outside, but like the Coil Showerhead, one has to look deeper to see how rich and complex you really are. You’re sensitive and loving, and while most of the time being so in touch with your emotions is a blessing, be careful not to take things too personally and overreact.
Your nurturing nature makes you want to love and protect everyone and everything around you, and this month you’re going to feel especially eager to be a parent. Instead of making any rash decisions, direct that energy into growing your own cannabis plant. The satisfaction you’ll get from watching a plant grow as you tend and nourish it will be super rewarding, and so will smoking the fruits of your labor.


LEO


(July 23 - August 22)

Like the WigWag Spoon, Leo is bright and vibrant and loves being the center of attention. You’re rightfully proud of your charm and your knack for leadership. But don’t take those flashy curves and colors too far and become arrogant because of the attention you get.
For a lot of people February will feel dark and cold, especially around the 14th, so why not throw a canna-party and lift everyone’s spirits? Make it BYOW so as not to break the bank, and put your hosting skills to good use. With your charisma and friendliness you’ll bring together a shindig people will be talking about for the rest of the year.


VIRGO


(August 23 - September 22)

Virgo is a perfectionist and likes to keep things clean and efficient. That’s echoed by the Pebble Spoon, a smooth hand pipe with a low profile and a minimal, elegant silhouette. Your work ethic and productivity are unparalleled, and everybody trusts your judgment. Just make sure that discerning eye of yours doesn’t become too harsh and critical of others.
This month you’ll be tempted to focus on your various career endeavors as usual. Break that cycle and do something with no “productive” value. Get high, listen to your favorite album, and fingerpaint your feelings about it. Take a step back from what you think you “should” be doing and embrace fun for its own sake!


LIBRA


(September 23 - October 22)

Libra is fair and empathetic, always looking at both sides of an issue. Like the scales in your zodiac sign and the perfectly balanced Rocker Steamroller, you strive for harmony within yourself and for the world at large. You have strong morals and help those you love whenever you can. Just remember to take care of yourself too!
You’re always sharing your stash and smoking people out without expecting anything in return. This month, try being a little selfish and keeping the good stuff for yourself. Let your friends do the sharing for a change, and maybe they’ll start to appreciate all the things you do for them.


SCORPIO


(October 23 - November 21)

Like the black Dugout’s dark color, hidden compartments, and spring-loaded Taster with teeth, Scorpio is deep, mysterious, and intense. Your passion and enthusiasm make you fascinating and seductive to those around you, but don’t let that fierce spirit get the best of you and cause you to lash out and hurt the ones you love.
Scorpio rules the 8th House of Intimacy, which means you want all of your relationships to be intimate in some way. You hate small talk and being on superficial terms with anyone. Right now there’s someone in your life that has you at arm's length, and no matter what you do you can’t seem to get past the surface with them. You’ve always assumed they’re not the kind of person who smokes, but have you ever actually asked? This month is the right time to take a shot and offer to smoke them out. This will be the breakthrough you need to reach genuine friendship and closeness.


SAGITTARIUS


(November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarius is driven by adventure, constantly seeking new experiences and knowledge. Like the long mouthpiece of the Gandalf, your focus stretches far, always pursuing a new horizon. Just don’t hurt yourself with those big reaches. Make sure your impulsiveness doesn’t turn into dangerous recklessness.
Jupiter’s been in Sagittarius the past few months, so you’ve been feeling at the height of your daring power. Unfortunately, you can’t afford to drop everything for a big trip like you want to this February. Instead, you should direct that energy towards getting blazed and going hiking as often as you can this month. If you take your Gandalf along for a walk through the woods you’ll feel like you’re on an exciting quest in no time, and if you get high enough you can explore your local wilderness and your own psyche at the same time.


CAPRICORN


(December 22 - January 19)

Capricorn is a hard worker driven by success, just like our bestseller the 6” Sherlock. You’re determined, protective of your loved ones, and an excellent leader, the same way the Sherlock’s proud profile leads the hand pipe category. But remember, it’s important not to neglect your personal relationships for the sake of your work ethic.
Right now Saturn is in Capricorn, meaning your natural drive and focus have been enhanced, and you’re looking for ways to take charge and make a difference in your community. Put that energy towards cannabis reform and working against prohibition. If you live somewhere cannabis is already legal, advocate for those who are still in jail on cannabis charges.


AQUARIUS


(January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius the water bearer is an air sign, so it’s only fitting that Aquarius is associated with the Upline Upright Bubbler, a piece that creates many mini bubbler chambers where air and water are combined. Like the Upline collection, your progressive ideas make you stand out from the crowd. The dual nature of Aquarius makes you skilled at both intellectual and social pursuits as long as you resist your habit of avoiding intimacy.
The sun’s in Aquarius now, and it will be until February 19th. That means it’s your season, your time to shine and follow your ideas and curiosities. As soon as possible, set your intention and then get really high. Use your cannabis-induced clarity to pick one of the projects that’s been floating around in your busy brain. Commit to devoting all the energy that you can into that one endeavor until the 19th. Your accomplishments will amaze you.


PISCES


(February 19 - March 20)

Creative, empathetic Pisces is represented by the Hourglass Recycler. Water cycles continuously through the two chambers of the recycler, just like the Pisces fish swim in a circle chasing each other’s tails. Like those fish, you go with the flow because you prioritize the happiness of others, and you can often be found floating away into an inventive fantasy. Just make sure those dreamy tendencies don’t cause you to forget your day to day responsibilities.
The sun enters Pisces in the last hour of February 18th, making the 19th the official start of Pisces season. This means your powers of imagination and compassion will be at their strongest. Between helping others and diving deeper into your own artistic pursuits, you’re going to have a lot of irons in the fire. Make sure to slow down and make time for self-care. Smoke a joint in the bath and treat yourself to an expensive edible. You deserve it.

What do you think? Did we nail it or are you a completely different GRAV goodie?


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  • Mr. Maui Waui on

    A spoon for Leo? Naaaa, I have the gravity bong.

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