The holidays can be hard, even if you have a 10-out-of-10 relationship with your family.
The noise. The chores. The meltdowns.
Fortunately, there’s a stinky green plant that’s so damn good at rounding life’s sharp edges.
Use this gift guide to score everything you’ll need to survive the holidays, from discreet smokeables to the collection-crowning bongs that will make you the envy of the next family reunion.
Not shopping for yourself? We’ve got weed gift ideas for every stoner you love.
Get the Holidaze Bundle (and Call It a Day)
The easiest way to survive the season? The Holidaze Bundle, packed with smoke shop essentials. You'll get two favorite hand pipes, a big ol' bottle of Cannabis Spirit, Quartz Tip Cones, and a grinder—something for you, something to give, and something to share.
GRAV Cannabis Spirit Black Label - 750ml
Sandblasted Gandalf
Sandblasted Pebble Spoon
Quartz Tip Cones Short Kings (Natural)
2-Piece Hemp Grinder
It's a $130 value for just $99.99—that's $30 in savings before any other discounts kick in.
SHOP HOLIDAZE BUNDLE
Now, let’s get this day started.
Wake, Bake, and Be Merry
Roll over and light up. Maybe you’ve got a super chill day of food and flicks with friends ahead. Or perhaps there’s a big old-fashioned family Christmas looming over you like Krampus. Either way, a little herbal pick-me-up is in order.
Grab your favorite glass pipe from the bedside table and start your day right.
Classic Sherlock
Laying back against the headboard with a Classic Sherlock in hand, the day stretches out ahead of you like a gift waiting to be unwrapped. Ease in with smooth curves and smooth smoking. The long stem cools smoke, while an ash-catching mouthpiece keeps hits clean.
Coffee Mug Pocket Bubbler
A cup of coffee plus a cup of GRAV? That’s the breakfast of champions. The Coffee Mug Pocket Bubbler is a tiny toker, but it hits harder than you expect. Draws are water-cooled and silky smooth without splashback—because that’s no way to start your holiday.
Tip: Pop a 14mm 90° Quartz Banger on top to make it a dab rig.
SHOP COFFEE MUG POCKET BUBBLER
Sandblasted Pebble Spoon
This little spoon’s low, flat profile is perfect for your nightstand—no knocking it over when you reach for your phone in the dark. Small and easy to clear, it’s perfect for your first hit of the day. And the matte sandblasted texture is velvety smooth.
Now roll out of bed, take a shower, and put on your game face. It’s family time.
Don’t Disappoint Grandma (Smoke on the DL)
Attitudes may be changing about smoking weed, but not every family is packed with cannabis enthusiasts. And while we’d love you to be loud and proud about your daily vice, sometimes you just want to light up without igniting yet another family debate about the devil’s lettuce.
So keep an even keel through the day with cheeky hits from these discrete pieces. These also make the best gifts for stoners who dread going home for the holidays. Their uptight parents already think you’re a bad influence, so you may as well own it.
GRAV Dugout
Keep the flower flowing with the GRAV Dugout. Ground herb and a one-hitter fit neatly inside an anodized aluminum case, small and flat enough to tuck in a pocket. Volunteer to take the trash out and you can load up, light up, and be back inside before nosey Aunt Kathleen gets suspicious.
Micro-Pen Battery
For the quickest hits with less tell-tale funk, a vape is the way. The GRAV Micro-Pen Battery has three temperature settings to instantly atomize your favorite oil from any 510 cart. Take a quick pull between dinner courses, rounds of board games, or emotionally charged political squabbles.
Hourglass Pocket Bubbler
When only water cooling will do, the Hourglass Pocket Bubbler is your portable survival kit. Tiny enough to fit in a crossbody bag or purse, this mini monster will cool smoke without splashback. Get pleasantly faded, then head back inside and try to remember what’s in each box you brought. This is why you don’t wrap gifts high.
You’ve made it through the pleasantries. Now it’s time to get to work.
Bring Chill to Your Chores
Holiday joy doesn’t just happen. You know you’ll have to work for it, whether that’s assembling your kid’s new 3,000-piece princess castle on Christmas Eve or making your famous (but laborious) pork crown roast.
But the work goes a little easier when you have some herbal help. Relax into your holiday task list and make merry while you make magic.
GRAV Cannabis Spirit
Smoke breaks can seriously slow down your momentum. Nurture your flow by spiking your eggnog with GRAV Cannabis Spirit, with 10 milligrams of THC, CBD, and terpenes per serving. You’ll be feeling good and finish trussing your turducken in no time.
(This is also a great gift idea for friends who need to keep their consumption under wraps.)
Deco Beaker in Silicone
Prepping dinner? Making a gingerbread house? Chucking balls of wrapping paper at your parents? You’ll need a piece with some protection. The Deco Beaker in Silicone is encased in springy armor around the base, mouthpiece, and downstem joint to shield the glass from shocks and tips. Or cousin Eddie’s dog, Snots.
Milk Carton Bubbler
What piece do you want by your side when handing out gifts from under the tree? We’re thinking something squat-and-square, with a low center of gravity so it’s hard to knock over. The Milk Carton Bubbler fits the bill. A wide chamber allows for smooth diffusion, and a narrow spout mouthpiece keeps splashback at bay. Just add (Girl Scout) cookies.
(Also works as a dab rig with the GRAV® 14mm 45° Male Banger.)
Chores done. Time for the reward you’ve been waiting for.
Sneak Out for the Real Reunion
No one on the outside really gets your family. That’s why you’ve got cousins…the only people who can update you on Grandpa’s “secret” TikTok career and warn you about Aunt Edith’s latest multi-level marketing scheme. (This time, it’s sex toys. Shudder.)
Share a joint or pass the taster around while you take a familial walk around the block and spill the tea. Think of it as the grown-up version of the kids’ table.
OctoTaster with Silicone Skin
Pre-pack the bowl-end of this 16mm glass taster, and cap it up with the silicone cover. Then you’re ready for a walk-and-talk with your closest cuz, with a solid hit or two for each of you.
SHOP OCTOTASTER WITH SILICONE SKIN
Silicone Dugout
Big family? The Silicone Dugout holds enough ground flower for everyone to get a little lifted. Pass it around the party to let everyone pack the taster with a quick hit before you head back to the house. Wrapped in shock-absorbing silicone, the glass chamber and taster are protected—no matter how shocking the family secrets.
Quartz Tip Cones
You plan ahead, and that’s why you’re everyone’s favorite cousin. Bust out a few pre-packed Quartz Tip Cones when you’re halfway down the block and away from prying eyes. Pass a Tall King around the group, or give everyone a Short King of their own. They’ll start calling you the High Elf.
SHOP QUARTZ TIP CONES - TALL KINGS
SHOP QUARTZ TIP CONES - SHORT KINGS
Secrets: spilled. Time to get horizontal.
Press Play, Pass the Bowl
Nothing like a Christmas classic to round out a great day. Muppet Christmas Carol, Elf, A Christmas Story, Die Hard…all classics, and all better when you’re gathered around a packed bowl (or eight).
These larger bongs will keep the party going until the credits roll and the last twinkle light goes out.
GRAV Menorah
This just may be the craziest thing we’ve ever made. Eight small bowls feed one giant water chamber in this Hanukkah-ready piece. And it’s not just an homage—it also comes with eight candleholders, so it can be the centerpiece for your own festival of lights.
Small Wide Base Water Pipe
Gather around the ultimate coffee table bong for a merry movie marathon. The wide base makes this small bong sturdy on flat surfaces, but it also rests comfortably in the palm of your hand if you prefer smoking upright. At a manageable 8.25” tall, it’s passable but never unwieldy. Once you get this baby bubbling, you’ll be well on your way to Christmastown.
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Large Gravitron (with Collectible Base)
Santa needs reindeer to defy gravity. You have the Large Gravitron. This all-glass gravity bong will send you to the stratosphere, using negative air pressure to shotgun the full smoke chamber into your lungs.
Personalize your Large Gravitron with a Collectible Base! Inspired by iconic designs, each reimagined base puts the spotlight on the films, music, style, and experiences that bring you joy. THE gift for the Gravitron lover in your life.
SHOP GRAVITRON COLLECTIBLE BASES
The house is finally quiet. Time to wind alllll the way down.
To All a Good Night
Pack yourself a nightcap before succumbing to turkey torpor. It’s been a long day, with hopefully only minor meltdowns and family feuds. So ease into visions of sugarplums, because you get to do it all over again tomorrow with the other side of the family.
Sandblasted Gandalf
There’s something about that Gandalf profile that invites deeper breaths and a slower pace. It’s a real ritual piece. And that’s the vibe we want before bed after a hectic day. This new version is made with matte glass, giving it a soft and touchable texture that clings to your fingers.
Spherical Pocket Bubbler
For one or two quick water-cooled hits, the Spherical Pocket Bubbler is your guy. The 10-millimeter bowl is perfect for a solo sesh, or try it with a pre-rolled joint for smooth-yet-spirited smoking. And at a compact 3”, it even kinda looks like a Christmas ornament.
Cannabis Spirit Flavor Shots
Remember that scene at the end of A Christmas Story when the Mother and the Old Man cheers while watching the snow fall, after Ralphie and Randy are asleep? That’s you. But you’ve got a Cannabis Spirit Flavor Shot in your glass, with 100mg of hemp-derived THC. Delish over ice or mixed into a cannabis cocktail.
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Holiday Survival Accessories
If you’re gonna smoke your way through the season, you’re gonna need some tools. These accessories will keep your stash safe and ready to smoke, while keeping yourself cozy on chilly winter days.
Smell-Proof Pouch
If discretion is the name of the game, you’ll need to keep your flower under wraps. The Smell-Proof Pouch traps that delicious funk inside, thanks to a 100% carbon interior and a rubber-lined zipper. Tuck your weed, a lighter, and a small pipe inside, and you won’t have to worry about Uncle Bob asking why it smells like Woodstock in the living room. (Not that he’d mind—he’s dope.)
Grinders
Prep your holiday supplies in advance with a heavy-duty 3-Piece Grinder, made of ultra-durable CNC-machined aluminum. Pulverize your nugs with 19 aluminum teeth, so you can pre-pack your OctoTaster or Quartz Tip Cones for quick hits throughout the day.
If you’re grinding on the go, the 2-Piece Hemp Grinder is your best bud. Made of super lightweight bio-plastic, this little buddy won’t weigh you down when you’re already carrying a sack of holiday gifts, an overnight bag, or your award-winning fruitcake. And at this price point, it makes a no-brainer stocking stuffer.
GRAV Hoodie
If you’re in one of those “dress up for Christmas” families, then move on. But if you’re “the comfier, the better” people, you’re in the right place. Get your cozy on with the GRAV® Hoodie, made of extra thick 100% cotton to lock in heat and keep you feeling snug.
Whether you're stocking up for yourself or shopping for your favorite stoner, you're officially ready for whatever the holidays throw at you. Now get out there and have yourself a damn fine Christmas.
